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The Pirate Apocalypse




Maybe this will be a chance for me to be witty and elegant and show the world how sophisticated I am. Orrrr maybe I'll just swear a lot and post pictures of guys making out. Probably the latter.

Also, be warned: I'm going to completely flood this thing with Harry Potter/Teen Wolf/Doctor Who/Marvel/me being a hilarious motherfucker what of it. Just a heads up.

(sidebar gif by michellicopter, thanks harveylove!)

Closet Capers 2013 Daily Dose: Make a play


jagk-baraxat:

I am so proud of our fandom right now for trying to take this lightly and make it funny



chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid



r0gu3-0f-h34r7:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that. 

I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away




nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.



lacigreen:

thecsph:

dw:

incredible

This is not a good idea unless you want an embarrassing trip to the Emergency Room! If you are ever going to anything anally, make sure it has a wide base (also known as a flange) so that it doesn’t get sucked up into your rectum.

lacigreen:

thecsph:

dw:

incredible

This is not a good idea unless you want an embarrassing trip to the Emergency Room! If you are ever going to anything anally, make sure it has a wide base (also known as a flange) so that it doesn’t get sucked up into your rectum.



thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,










co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house