Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
JEAN THAT WASN’T EVEN SMOOTH I DOn’T KNOW WHTA THAT WAS JFC
hello does my 2am inconsistent art seduce you
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
From Buzzfeed’s 31 Perfect People You Wanted To Date In 2013:
"You’re probably not the right shade of green."
"If he doesn’t want to literally beat someone to death for you, it’s not going to work out."
I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over all that OTP. [x]
whoever discovered popcorn must have been really fucking freaked out
we really do have a gif for fucking everything
see the bottom right corner…. lol
Haha I REALLY wanna high five this girl so hardcore!
You know what makes that burn even better?
She did it for science.
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
why the hell isnt it christmas already
fuck Christmas lets just have summer now
haha no bitch were not skipping christmas u need to check urself
why not have both?
I actually loved this moment, because I didn’t see this as Steve being incompetent and completely unaware of what was going on. This, I felt, was Steve being extremely sassy. “It seems to run on some form of electricity,” he says, with a huff of a sigh and a smile. What he means is, “Of fucking course I don’t know what this shit means, I’ve never been exposed to this, are you serious right now” and that is not because he’s stupid or inept. Actually, Steve adapts very, very well and very quickly to new technology, evidenced in the Avengers with the ease and familiarity that he navigates his tablet with, but also in Captain America, where he takes everything Howard gives him (modified, highly advanced Hydra weapons) and uses them to full capacity.
It’s just that Steve’s never seen the inside of a control panel like this, so there’s no way in hell he’d know what to do with it, and he’s pointing that out to Tony with his dry sense of humor. And I think Tony gets it, because he doesn’t get angry or snark back at him; he returns with “Well, you’re not wrong” and a lopsided smile, which I read as his “duh, what was I thinking” moment.
I just have a lot of feelings about Steve and his sass and his dry sense of humor, and now I will crawl away to have feelings elsewhere.
This is such a wonderful assessment, and it’s the way I see Steve too. And a reason I love Steve and Tony, because Tony gets that Steve has that hilarious dry humor, and they can snark back and forth.
Also have to point out that this is RIGHT after they just got into a massive pissing contest with each other, and now they are right there, sassing and snarking and working together.
Even if you don’t ship superhusbands, you have to love the way these two click.
this right here is my favorite line in the entire fucking show